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Funny Footballing Quotes

Sport - Football


The following are quotes from footballers, football managers, commentators, pundits...basically anyone related to football


"Julian Dicks is everywhere, it's like they've got 11 Dicks on the field."


"I never comment on referee's and I'm not going to break a habit of a lifetime for that prat."


"Johnson has revelled in the 'hole' behind Dwight Yorke."


"It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday."


"Mark Hughes at his very best: he loves to feel people right behind him..."


"We threw our dice into the ring and turned up trumps."


"If history is going to repeat itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."


"I think that was a moment of cool panic there."


"Beckenbauer really has gambled all his eggs."


"I spent four indifferent years at Goodison Park, but they were great years."


"Merseyside derbies usually last 90 minutes and I'm sure today's won't be any different."


"The game is balanced in Arsenal's favour."


"Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead."


"A contract on a piece of paper saying you want to leave is like a piece of paper saying you want to leave."


"That's football, Mike, Northern Ireland have had several chances and haven't scored but England have had no chances and scored twice..."


"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."


"Newcastle of course unbeaten in their last 5 wins."


"Certain people are for me and certain people are pro me."


"If we played like this every week, we wouldn't be so inconsistent."


"He's one of those footballers whose brain is in his head."


"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel."


"For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are playing in the all-yellow strip."


"I don't think there is anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona."