David Beckham and the Sperm Donation

Sport - Football

David Beckham walks into a Sperm Bank.

"I'd like to donate some sperm please," he states to the receptionist.

"Certainly sir," she replies, "have you donated before?

"Yes, you should have my details on record," he squeaks

The receptionist types away and sure enough she finds David's record. "Ah yes," she says, "it appears you'll need some help, shall I ring Posh Spice?"

"Why do I need help to donate sperm?" he asks.

"Well," she replies, "it says here that you're a useless wanker."