Hopefully I'm upsetting more and more people as the days progress and this goes to those of you to the West, in other words, the Welsh. Well, I've insulted the Americans...twice and now I think it's about time I began to look more towards home. Of course I'm not going to insult the mighty English, or the Irish, or indeed the Scots, so who do I insult. Well, the French are too easy and common a target...not many people look towards the drawl-speaking, sheep-loving Welshmen. Well, come on, what good did they produce? Tom Jones? Laughable. The police constable from Heartbeat? A cracking achievement. In fact, the only half-decent Welsh production in my eyes is Catatonia who have quite a rhythm, although Cerys Matthews seems to have her own style of singing. Plus, take a look at Vinny Jones...a complete and utter nutter, who is actually quite wooden when he's treading the boards.
Whilst America, China and Russia are working on Nuclear weapons, I've been assured the Welsh are making good progress in their hi-tech lab in Llangolen on developing the real life equivalent of the Sheep Bomb from the PC game Worms. Also, I've been assured the Irish have patented the Banana Bomb.
Well, anyway, back to the 'Voice of Jones.' Oh my god, apparently that's his nickname in Wales, what an imaginative bunch! Wow, why did no-one else think of that. Of course,