Jennifer Lopez

Facts

Real Name:- Jennifer Lopez

Industry :- Music/Films

A'hole rating:- 5/10

Well, it's the first woman in this list and I'm sure that within minutes I'll receive whole bunches of hate mail       

from teen fans, calling me all the gay names under the sun. The truth is that I just don't like her, so all you 'fans' of her music can go and reach for your tissues and load up another pic at www.absolutecelebrities.com/jennifer3/. Plus, I have the most gorgeous girlfriend, who I feel is much more attractive than Jennifer Lopez, both inside and out. And yes, I do have pictures, no you can't see them, and yes she is definitely real.

Anyway, why don't I like Jennifer Lopez? Well, first of all, it's no link to Puff Daddy before you mention the fact their both on here. One thing that really annoys me is her new song about not being able to buy her love. Well, the way she gets rid of all her stuff is ridiculous and also, the way she takes her top off at the end too is stupid. Well, how many girlfriend would let you watch a video where she takes her top off at the end? Not many, true, but Lopez manages it by making a pro-feminist gesture, which seems to make it ok that she blatantly appeals to the male audience by taking her top off. Grr!

Also, she is, of course married to Puff Daddy.

Furthermore, her new album gets on my nerves and that's just the title of it... J-Lo. GRR! That's so, like, so modern man...no, it sounds like a teeny pop one that teenage girls will buy and grown men will drool over. I'm sorry that there are much less reasons behind my distress at Miss Lopez, I will add any thoughts as the come along.